ive always think that my wrtings/blurbs shouldnt be used for heavy divertissement. because my writings are usually metaphorical, like a psuedo. full of ambiguity. though sometimes, every once in awhile, i write something that can be of value, a blurb that aspires to make the world be a little bit better for evryone who takes a moment to make sense of what im trying to put across. this is one of those blurbs. after years of struggle, ive finally figuredout how to eat nachos in bed without getting crumbs all over the place. the technique is to break the nachos into small bite-sized pieces whilst still in the bag, then &only then, pop the pieces into your mouth. get it? there will be no crumbs because the nachos are never bitten, only chewed. of course, there is some encumbrance threat. whenever you bring an entire bag of nachos into bed, there is a prominent likelihood that you will stuff down ALL the nachos in it. this means that your bed, while crumb free, will be pervaded with regret. not to be anxious. in my future blurb i will explain how i deal with regret. &like nachos, it involves breaking it into bite-sized pieces.